And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16301. | Lana (lana121) | 85.67 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 16302. | Laco (genokokot) | 85.67 | 98% | 2012-03-17 |
| 16303. | Jason (jason_kenney) | 85.67 | 96.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 16304. | Joosep (aktos) | 85.67 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 16305. | Mikee (mikee478) | 85.67 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 16306. | SKrazy (sethkrazy) | 85.67 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 16307. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 85.67 | 95% | 2016-10-02 |
| 16308. | Murat (myurataiyou) | 85.67 | 95% | 2014-10-18 |
| 16309. | K (kqp3) | 85.66 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 16310. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 85.66 | 89% | 2014-03-06 |
| 16311. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 85.66 | 96.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 16312. | ADF (aldf) | 85.65 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 16313. | relearning to type (darkfir... | 85.65 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 16314. | Dvorak (xchoc) | 85.65 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 16315. | Ezra (arzenn) | 85.64 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 16316. | bravo435 (bravo435) | 85.64 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 16317. | أحمد (dr_ahmed) | 85.63 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 16318. | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravi... | 85.63 | 96% | 2023-02-12 |
| 16319. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 85.63 | 92% | 2019-07-19 |
| 16320. | Kei 100 (kei100) | 85.63 | 99% | 2021-12-04 |
| 16321. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 85.63 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 16322. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 85.62 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 16323. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 85.62 | 97% | 2013-03-29 |
| 16324. | Alaa Esam Abdo (alaaesam) | 85.62 | 93% | 2011-09-03 |
| 16325. | zhen (zhen_pei) | 85.61 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 16326. | hot__ (hot0336) | 85.61 | 99% | 2022-10-14 |
| 16327. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 85.61 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 16328. | Bryan (bryanoncolemak) | 85.61 | 96% | 2013-07-31 |
| 16329. | Carlos (layonman98) | 85.61 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 16330. | tsz (sealy2426) | 85.61 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |