I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8885. | Ryan (ry4n0keefe) | 85.93 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 8886. | Binary (nstball) | 85.92 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 8887. | Peppy (peppypenguin) | 85.92 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 8888. | Tom (tom020900) | 85.91 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 8889. | varun (varunaadeez) | 85.90 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 8890. | Black Guy (blackguyfast) | 85.90 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 8891. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 85.90 | 95.1% | 2023-10-03 |
| 8892. | Jee (justjeejee) | 85.90 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 8893. | Xia (xia0907) | 85.90 | 96% | 2025-09-10 |
| 8894. | berry (berryroseblood) | 85.89 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 8895. | Weirdness (weirdnessunfolds) | 85.89 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 8896. | Dimitar (dimitar2424) | 85.89 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 8897. | academ (academ) | 85.89 | 96% | 2024-06-18 |
| 8898. | Alan (yaboi211) | 85.89 | 96% | 2024-05-01 |
| 8899. | CJ (blacky_08) | 85.89 | 96.9% | 2025-02-17 |
| 8900. | (seanofabob) | 85.89 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 8901. | David (dpsimi) | 85.88 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 8902. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 85.88 | 97.6% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8903. | Iswizzle (swizzle123) | 85.88 | 96.4% | 2024-08-21 |
| 8904. | chansom (chansom) | 85.88 | 94.6% | 2024-11-08 |
| 8905. | Spencer (thejawa) | 85.88 | 98% | 2025-10-13 |
| 8906. | Rick (typeok) | 85.87 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 8907. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 85.86 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 8908. | blue (syfern) | 85.86 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 8909. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 85.86 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 8910. | w (wjockel) | 85.86 | 96.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8911. | danny (dannycool241) | 85.86 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 8912. | Alex (chanboosted) | 85.86 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 8913. | rakharrs2 (rakharrs2) | 85.86 | 98% | 2023-09-27 |
| 8914. | Saroj Shahi (lotus_rose29) | 85.85 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |