Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2926. | Shawn (koveus) | 77.82 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 2927. | dedknd (dedknd) | 77.82 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2928. | Phil (pliao39) | 77.82 | 98% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2929. | Ginnoir (ginnoir) | 77.80 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 2930. | Ben (bstad) | 77.79 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2931. | Alex (poop_guy) | 77.79 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 2932. | Caro (caro17) | 77.78 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 2933. | Nikola (shporet) | 77.78 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2934. | Marcellus (krouthen) | 77.77 | 95% | 2019-11-12 |
| 2935. | garyng (garyng1) | 77.77 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2936. | Nutalie (frostybeep) | 77.77 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2937. | Matt (britzkrieg) | 77.76 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 2938. | yunski (yunski) | 77.76 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 2939. | Dyon (vertigosans) | 77.76 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2940. | I12 (inot12) | 77.72 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2941. | Jimmy (wejamus) | 77.71 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2942. | DaveyP (dpmoney21) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 2943. | Wayne (wx007) | 77.69 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 2944. | Ryan (ryanluut) | 77.68 | 94% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2945. | Jarud (jarud) | 77.67 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 2946. | 一向 (quan72io) | 77.66 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 2947. | Janis (vigilante434) | 77.66 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 2948. | Jason (iplaystarcraft2) | 77.65 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2949. | himeh (jherrerra) | 77.65 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2950. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 77.65 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 2951. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 77.64 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 2952. | Máté (kyren) | 77.62 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 2953. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 77.61 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2954. | AMIT (amitkr7142) | 77.60 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2955. | James (vvjames) | 77.60 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |