The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19686. | rideler (rideler) | 72.38 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 19687. | Emily (em66) | 72.37 | 94% | 2018-05-01 |
| 19688. | rocky (_rock) | 72.37 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 19689. | Remek21 (remek21) | 72.37 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
| 19690. | Ariel (nobaariel101) | 72.36 | 95% | 2016-05-24 |
| 19691. | kuzz (kuzz) | 72.36 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 19692. | MrKK (jeldikk) | 72.36 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 19693. | pico (picowei) | 72.36 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 19694. | Johnathan (jellyowar308) | 72.36 | 93% | 2021-10-03 |
| 19695. | Sponge (vortexsponge) | 72.36 | 98% | 2015-01-03 |
| 19696. | Ashley (ashleyastonishing) | 72.36 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 19697. | I12 (inot12) | 72.36 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
| 19698. | stefstef (stefstef) | 72.36 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 19699. | kiri (kiri) | 72.36 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 19700. | Alice (nimblefingerz) | 72.36 | 94% | 2015-12-27 |
| 19701. | Brent (brentslittlecar) | 72.36 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 19702. | Howard (howien) | 72.35 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 19703. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 72.35 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 19704. | Dpic (dpicc) | 72.35 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 19705. | Francis (francis430) | 72.35 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 19706. | Victo (victo_sn) | 72.35 | 95.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 19707. | Erlend (erlendh) | 72.35 | 89% | 2011-05-22 |
| 19708. | Jennifer (jimjam5) | 72.35 | 89% | 2013-05-22 |
| 19709. | Jason (jasonsupreme) | 72.35 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 19710. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 72.34 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 19711. | krisna (kp30) | 72.34 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 19712. | prikola (prikolaner) | 72.34 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 19713. | Sarah (firefury14620) | 72.34 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 19714. | andy (ilmain) | 72.34 | 92% | 2013-12-08 |
| 19715. | Jimmy (conceptt) | 72.33 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |