The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3195. | J (statuskuo) | 110.48 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| 3196. | type (br100ka) | 110.47 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3197. | Jamie (undeadlegion) | 110.47 | 99% | 2013-04-29 |
| 3198. | Sebastián (reasonabledoubt) | 110.47 | 96% | 2013-10-26 |
| 3199. | Noogen (noogenn) | 110.47 | 97% | 2016-04-15 |
| 3200. | CParse (bloodbuilds) | 110.46 | 99% | 2016-04-01 |
| 3201. | Sir (virtualpersona) | 110.46 | 93% | 2015-04-30 |
| 3202. | Jrstr (shino403) | 110.46 | 93% | 2013-12-12 |
| 3203. | Juniper (junipergd) | 110.45 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 3204. | Sam (samiznasty) | 110.45 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 3205. | Guest (keyboardist) | 110.45 | 96% | 2011-08-03 |
| 3206. | Alexandre (abourget) | 110.45 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 3207. | Edmund (edmundtyw1) | 110.44 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 3208. | Marc (marc_pajarillo) | 110.44 | 94% | 2013-03-22 |
| 3209. | Oanh (la_oanh) | 110.44 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 3210. | keker (yash117) | 110.40 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 3211. | Adam (nemz) | 110.38 | 98% | 2011-12-26 |
| 3212. | David (dpdd) | 110.38 | 99% | 2013-08-28 |
| 3213. | Venator (venat0r) | 110.37 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
| 3214. | Mike (shirow) | 110.37 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 3215. | VaatiVidya (vaatividya) | 110.36 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 3216. | Laggy (thefitfatass) | 110.36 | 99% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3217. | Brett (mrmahn) | 110.35 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 3218. | atsumu (silkynq) | 110.35 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 3219. | queen 🐝 (dunomunster) | 110.35 | 94% | 2013-12-22 |
| 3220. | Slow (i_type_so_slow) | 110.35 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 3221. | sdf (delta23) | 110.34 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 3222. | WaisCool (tantul) | 110.34 | 98% | 2012-04-25 |
| 3223. | Roy (roy_alty) | 110.33 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
| 3224. | america's deadliest god (he... | 110.33 | 95% | 2016-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |