As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12849. | Bradley (genoo34) | 77.22 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 12850. | Serdulan (serludan) | 77.21 | 96% | 2025-04-27 |
| 12851. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 77.21 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
| 12852. | snowfall7550 (snowfall7550) | 77.21 | 97.5% | 2023-11-13 |
| 12853. | Jared (jaredintyper) | 77.20 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 12854. | EasyQuest (easyquest) | 77.20 | 98% | 2023-11-27 |
| 12855. | Frederick (fredericknotw) | 77.20 | 96% | 2015-04-26 |
| 12856. | Baris (bseber) | 77.19 | 91% | 2015-12-01 |
| 12857. | Mary (wpj7321) | 77.19 | 98% | 2017-05-10 |
| 12858. | bLiss (similar) | 77.19 | 95% | 2015-09-19 |
| 12859. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdrea... | 77.18 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 12860. | Jack (detroitpistons16) | 77.18 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
| 12861. | Aaron (alschwa2) | 77.17 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 12862. | Hobo (hobo_rapper) | 77.17 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 12863. | singhvaibhav100@gmail.com (... | 77.17 | 98% | 2015-12-05 |
| 12864. | Colambage (nushydude) | 77.17 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 12865. | heidi (heiidi) | 77.16 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
| 12866. | Eric (doze11) | 77.16 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12867. | Semiz (semizooka) | 77.16 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 12868. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 77.16 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 12869. | Gagan Deep (gagan0123) | 77.15 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 12870. | Raj (raj__) | 77.15 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 12871. | NoDust__ (nodust) | 77.15 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 12872. | Jed (erictheodore) | 77.15 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 12873. | F (rotfrukten) | 77.15 | 87% | 2016-01-17 |
| 12874. | Victor (vctrku1) | 77.15 | 98% | 2016-06-20 |
| 12875. | B.Gettin'It (bgettinit) | 77.15 | 99% | 2016-02-17 |
| 12876. | Tom (hoobiet) | 77.13 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 12877. | mm (smsa5000) | 77.13 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
| 12878. | Doink (doink02) | 77.13 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |