The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12989. | Alinda (alindacheung) | 83.65 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12990. | DSH (didsh) | 83.65 | 94% | 2017-05-13 |
| 12991. | B (computernerd411) | 83.65 | 96% | 2015-05-11 |
| 12992. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 83.65 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 12993. | Dan (lt_dan86) | 83.65 | 92% | 2016-01-19 |
| 12994. | Ansen (ansenon) | 83.65 | 94% | 2013-12-13 |
| 12995. | ed72 (ed72) | 83.65 | 99% | 2019-06-21 |
| 12996. | Declan (deccazz) | 83.65 | 96.4% | 2023-07-31 |
| 12997. | Pito (thepogchamp) | 83.64 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 12998. | Mercury (grokking) | 83.64 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12999. | Nurul (mnislam) | 83.64 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 13000. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 83.64 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 13001. | Kent (kfreezen) | 83.64 | 96% | 2014-09-20 |
| 13002. | Roy (activy) | 83.64 | 95% | 2012-05-17 |
| 13003. | Ju (juknju) | 83.64 | 99% | 2013-02-07 |
| 13004. | ant (eahemming) | 83.64 | 92% | 2016-03-05 |
| 13005. | Adam (draphos) | 83.63 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 13006. | Allan (ornalla) | 83.63 | 96.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13007. | Norton (pajj) | 83.63 | 98% | 2017-04-07 |
| 13008. | Trevor (doyouevencodebro) | 83.63 | 95% | 2013-11-05 |
| 13009. | Anon (0xff) | 83.63 | 95% | 2014-08-15 |
| 13010. | D (daymo) | 83.62 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
| 13011. | Hillistine (hillistine) | 83.62 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 13012. | Goobie2Shoos (gooberthegrand) | 83.62 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 13013. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 83.62 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 13014. | Attila (ladatti) | 83.62 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 13015. | Susie (susieq22) | 83.62 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 13016. | sem (elsemyano) | 83.62 | 97% | 2012-02-27 |
| 13017. | Kenan (gamingkenan) | 83.61 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 13018. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 83.61 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |