And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16954. | LukeyDubs (keoni96) | 84.30 | 96% | 2014-04-15 |
| 16955. | Lima (liameleguin) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 16956. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 84.30 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 16957. | Iwasawa (toyosato) | 84.30 | 97% | 2012-05-05 |
| 16958. | sylo (syllogismos) | 84.30 | 97% | 2016-11-04 |
| 16959. | David (doctor55) | 84.30 | 96% | 2012-06-13 |
| 16960. | lonerz (lonerz) | 84.29 | 89% | 2016-04-12 |
| 16961. | Jeff (infinitey17) | 84.29 | 92% | 2016-01-06 |
| 16962. | Richard (ragdolllv) | 84.28 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 16963. | champ (priteshacharya1) | 84.28 | 92% | 2013-10-07 |
| 16964. | Kurochi (kurochi_cyril) | 84.28 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 16965. | Simo (thespeedoflight) | 84.28 | 95% | 2017-05-06 |
| 16966. | Phuong (phuongt89) | 84.28 | 95% | 2012-03-05 |
| 16967. | Sarah (snmn211) | 84.28 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 16968. | David (skillcapped) | 84.28 | 93% | 2013-09-15 |
| 16969. | cubis (cubis) | 84.28 | 95% | 2012-02-20 |
| 16970. | Name (defaultname) | 84.27 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 16971. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 84.27 | 91% | 2016-11-20 |
| 16972. | Simon (smhsimon) | 84.27 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| 16973. | Trevor (doyouevencodebro) | 84.27 | 98% | 2013-06-14 |
| 16974. | Cam (camduong) | 84.27 | 94% | 2012-03-22 |
| 16975. | Marcus (onitnelav) | 84.26 | 95% | 2015-03-20 |
| 16976. | Brendan (reeeaver) | 84.26 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 16977. | geo (geogeo120) | 84.26 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 16978. | Lyra (maralyra) | 84.26 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 16979. | Chase (xzenergy) | 84.26 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
| 16980. | Mark (verdammelt) | 84.26 | 94% | 2013-09-06 |
| 16981. | Brail (bfrias2000) | 84.26 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 16982. | delfan (delfaaan) | 84.26 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 16983. | Matt (mattdarich) | 84.25 | 97% | 2016-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |