The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7696. | Edna (failcakez) | 94.29 | 97% | 2014-11-06 |
| 7697. | Erinaaaa (erinaaa) | 94.29 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 7698. | Omer (omer681) | 94.29 | 91% | 2015-04-24 |
| 7699. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 94.29 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 7700. | KOREA AH AH (jacksonian) | 94.29 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
| 7701. | Corey (oldmanbrink) | 94.28 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 7702. | banhbear (banhbear) | 94.28 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 7703. | Lah's (leeqihuanx) | 94.28 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 7704. | En (vailone) | 94.28 | 94% | 2017-02-26 |
| 7705. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 94.28 | 98% | 2016-04-02 |
| 7706. | Vanessa (abetterplace) | 94.27 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 7707. | Dean (cakeissuccess) | 94.27 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 7708. | Jay (aasiaat) | 94.26 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 7709. | Jared (jarbarw) | 94.26 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 7710. | Steven (steven516) | 94.26 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 7711. | Dennis (dennissinned14) | 94.26 | 95% | 2014-06-25 |
| 7712. | discord# unsalek (mustafa_r... | 94.25 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 7713. | Jesse (jwdavistx) | 94.25 | 88% | 2014-10-13 |
| 7714. | Ed (raptorofli) | 94.25 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 7715. | D0YEN (doyen) | 94.25 | 94% | 2020-10-31 |
| 7716. | Matheus (titiokurt) | 94.25 | 98% | 2016-06-28 |
| 7717. | QWERTYnonquit (john_doe_3356) | 94.25 | 96% | 2016-10-27 |
| 7718. | Dylan (holdyl) | 94.24 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 7719. | Veklion (veklion) | 94.24 | 94% | 2017-01-23 |
| 7720. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 94.24 | 96% | 2017-06-26 |
| 7721. | Orianna (orianna) | 94.24 | 89% | 2014-04-05 |
| 7722. | William (bnuldun) | 94.24 | 98% | 2015-11-12 |
| 7723. | Lucas (animu_123) | 94.23 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 7724. | justin (lookitsjustin) | 94.23 | 96.5% | 2023-09-15 |
| 7725. | chabe (halfu) | 94.23 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |