The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22279. | Jacob (sugarwaffles) | 68.34 | 91% | 2014-05-13 |
| 22280. | Dol (indiff) | 68.34 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 22281. | Jack (theripper3213) | 68.33 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 22282. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 68.33 | 97.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 22283. | thomas (takethemall) | 68.33 | 95.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 22284. | Mudit (n___) | 68.33 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 22285. | tuck (tuck82) | 68.33 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 22286. | ELIZABETH (techsupport) | 68.33 | 95% | 2016-01-24 |
| 22287. | Aleks (ixine) | 68.33 | 97% | 2019-12-28 |
| 22288. | Shadow (monkey_d_shadow) | 68.33 | 92% | 2012-06-04 |
| 22289. | Apple (apple192immortal) | 68.32 | 94% | 2022-06-12 |
| 22290. | Furkan (notoriousfs) | 68.32 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 22291. | Gerry (gchenfc) | 68.32 | 97% | 2016-07-22 |
| 22292. | Kevin (cheechqin) | 68.32 | 90% | 2016-07-26 |
| 22293. | William (xoner) | 68.32 | 94% | 2012-06-08 |
| 22294. | KARTIK (kartikpodugu) | 68.32 | 95% | 2013-03-28 |
| 22295. | RRR (beknurarapov) | 68.31 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 22296. | Alexandru (alexdinu) | 68.31 | 95% | 2020-06-15 |
| 22297. | Jonah (jayk47_shawty) | 68.31 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 22298. | Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi) | 68.31 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 22299. | Sophie (sophh) | 68.31 | 88% | 2016-12-19 |
| 22300. | shreyas (shreyas) | 68.31 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 22301. | Feti (eltion) | 68.31 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 22302. | Max (doxus) | 68.31 | 92% | 2013-06-05 |
| 22303. | thibault (ornicar) | 68.30 | 96% | 2012-01-10 |
| 22304. | Senpai Z (zlashers) | 68.30 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 22305. | Dominique (domynation) | 68.30 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 22306. | Xristos (xristos_gav) | 68.30 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 22307. | Typer (cflibelo@yahoo.com) | 68.30 | 98% | 2015-10-03 |
| 22308. | Hello (hellochips) | 68.30 | — | 2009-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |