So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27547. | (3ankoleeb) | 56.01 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 27548. | MrSteal (mrstealyospam) | 56.01 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 27549. | Makk (makkuska) | 56.01 | 93% | 2012-01-13 |
| 27550. | (isucktoo) | 56.01 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 27551. | (ack7) | 56.01 | 91% | 2011-07-16 |
| 27552. | (rodjo) | 56.00 | 94% | 2022-10-19 |
| 27553. | (anicetmagathe) | 56.00 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 27554. | Matt (hanocr) | 56.00 | 94% | 2014-09-21 |
| 27555. | (mrfr3ax) | 56.00 | 88% | 2014-02-13 |
| 27556. | (mr_quick) | 56.00 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 27557. | Taylor (elephanttay) | 55.99 | 96.4% | 2023-06-11 |
| 27558. | (kraay) | 55.99 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 27559. | (stefans23) | 55.99 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 27560. | Vance (vanceblack) | 55.99 | 95% | 2018-01-31 |
| 27561. | Mostafa (mostafa_elbehairy) | 55.99 | 84% | 2015-03-31 |
| 27562. | Indra (indram) | 55.99 | 95% | 2012-09-21 |
| 27563. | Sheldon (rooksword3393) | 55.98 | 94% | 2020-09-30 |
| 27564. | (ciornas) | 55.98 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 27565. | (theodoro) | 55.98 | 84% | 2016-12-21 |
| 27566. | Eve (flackm) | 55.98 | 95% | 2011-11-02 |
| 27567. | (doxus) | 55.98 | 94% | 2012-10-19 |
| 27568. | Earthh (penguinjr) | 55.97 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 27569. | Vishal Mishra (firethunder2) | 55.97 | 94% | 2022-08-13 |
| 27570. | (appie747) | 55.97 | 98% | 2011-05-12 |
| 27571. | (rsc98) | 55.97 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 27572. | RIP Byron ❤ (pdnegreiros) | 55.97 | 92% | 2015-12-27 |
| 27573. | (jreynolds10) | 55.97 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 27574. | Shajahan (shajahan) | 55.97 | 91% | 2012-02-21 |
| 27575. | (mk_dvorak) | 55.97 | 95% | 2011-11-13 |
| 27576. | (gola) | 55.97 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |