So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11058. | Derek (qwopza) | 83.38 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 11059. | shashidhar (golgo13) | 83.38 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 11060. | ❄IcyFoxer🦊 (deamonfox) | 83.38 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 11061. | tstats[medinasamuel89] (med... | 83.38 | 97% | 2012-05-21 |
| 11062. | A (etulf) | 83.38 | 97% | 2015-06-06 |
| 11063. | Akibono (akibono) | 83.38 | 96% | 2015-02-13 |
| 11064. | Donee (volts5) | 83.37 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 11065. | Jo/yf (yousseff) | 83.37 | 97.4% | 2023-06-21 |
| 11066. | Rajat (rajatkhanduja) | 83.37 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
| 11067. | Ren (yozj) | 83.37 | 95% | 2017-11-01 |
| 11068. | Shanks (shankspvp) | 83.36 | 95% | 2012-09-23 |
| 11069. | Derek (dkgeng15) | 83.36 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 11070. | Sean (rrshift) | 83.36 | 98% | 2014-03-05 |
| 11071. | noah (noahdj) | 83.36 | 98% | 2014-02-13 |
| 11072. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 83.36 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 11073. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 83.36 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 11074. | Mikkel (gmikkel) | 83.35 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
| 11075. | Gledi (downcast) | 83.35 | 93% | 2012-11-01 |
| 11076. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 83.34 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 11077. | WayLay (waylay17) | 83.34 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 11078. | Vince (kavden_v) | 83.34 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 11079. | Sammy (sammyf) | 83.34 | 97% | 2011-06-07 |
| 11080. | Replicant (replicant09) | 83.33 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 11081. | Dan (takethecake) | 83.33 | 98% | 2017-07-23 |
| 11082. | Fast (fastturkish) | 83.33 | 95% | 2013-07-01 |
| 11083. | Anna (azn11) | 83.33 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 11084. | Origami (0rigami) | 83.33 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 11085. | Kanzi (kanziness) | 83.33 | 94% | 2015-08-13 |
| 11086. | LULU (luluthecow) | 83.32 | 94% | 2018-09-12 |
| 11087. | lemon (lemondemon) | 83.32 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |