And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24588. | Shift (shiftw) | 71.82 | 98% | 2018-09-02 |
| 24589. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 71.81 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 24590. | Jose (sand62) | 71.81 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 24591. | twinkle_toes1 (twinkle_toes1) | 71.81 | 94% | 2023-09-06 |
| 24592. | Kugan (kugan) | 71.81 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 24593. | rand (rand10) | 71.81 | 87% | 2014-05-26 |
| 24594. | Eva (shadow72927) | 71.81 | — | 2009-08-01 |
| 24595. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 71.80 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 24596. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 71.80 | 98.3% | 2023-06-07 |
| 24597. | prairie2022 (prairie) | 71.80 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 24598. | lukasz (komarekzm) | 71.80 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 24599. | Eric (wkwonda) | 71.79 | 95% | 2020-09-11 |
| 24600. | Theerapat Somnam (mrdezpair) | 71.79 | 95% | 2023-06-30 |
| 24601. | John (john_needham) | 71.79 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 24602. | Nix.Lon (niantix69) | 71.79 | 94% | 2023-01-06 |
| 24603. | Satkay (satkay) | 71.79 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 24604. | Marcus Armstrong (down_with... | 71.78 | 95% | 2020-12-20 |
| 24605. | Terra (meocaoquy854) | 71.78 | 93% | 2011-09-26 |
| 24606. | Rain (u96e8) | 71.78 | 97% | 2018-07-14 |
| 24607. | Tech (ninja_typer) | 71.78 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 24608. | Haris (polystyrene) | 71.78 | 87% | 2013-09-15 |
| 24609. | john (johnpork2) | 71.78 | 93.5% | 2023-05-27 |
| 24610. | montoto (montoto) | 71.78 | 95% | 2011-05-04 |
| 24611. | Cong (thcong) | 71.78 | 96% | 2011-07-19 |
| 24612. | Mawin (bounder) | 71.77 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 24613. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 71.77 | 92% | 2017-01-11 |
| 24614. | Snail (exspeed) | 71.77 | 95% | 2014-04-23 |
| 24615. | Molasses (practice12_3) | 71.77 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| 24616. | Fluroo (flurouu) | 71.77 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 24617. | notkeaa (notkeaa) | 71.77 | 95% | 2021-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |