And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8783. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 100.83 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8784. | w (wjockel) | 100.83 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 8785. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 100.83 | 99% | 2022-03-28 |
| 8786. | DNF (lam4nk) | 100.83 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8787. | Ryan (nonfiction) | 100.83 | 96% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8788. | Mitko (mitang31) | 100.82 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| 8789. | Chris (havackus) | 100.82 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 8790. | Black (blacksiderino) | 100.82 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8791. | Bartek (batek_kierownik) | 100.82 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 8792. | Axolotl (xryoth) | 100.82 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 8793. | Poop (danukas155) | 100.81 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 8794. | pail (angertyper) | 100.81 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 8795. | Paolo (w00tgasm) | 100.81 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 8796. | Kex (kexlog) | 100.81 | 95% | 2017-01-13 |
| 8797. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 100.81 | 98.1% | 2023-08-22 |
| 8798. | Bubbadu (bobez21) | 100.81 | 97% | 2015-08-22 |
| 8799. | wat (yoohoos) | 100.80 | 95% | 2013-01-07 |
| 8800. | Marvin (the_darkness) | 100.80 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 8801. | 043v897s (previouslol) | 100.80 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 8802. | George (doughnutcake) | 100.80 | 90% | 2013-03-06 |
| 8803. | Trout (jbrunetti13) | 100.79 | 97.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8804. | MisterBungle (bungl3) | 100.79 | 91% | 2012-07-27 |
| 8805. | Caleb (alebcay) | 100.79 | 97% | 2014-03-20 |
| 8806. | David (d8vidherrera) | 100.79 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 8807. | John (bikooo) | 100.78 | 98% | 2012-07-08 |
| 8808. | Dingoose (quantumtheory3) | 100.78 | 96% | 2014-08-28 |
| 8809. | Pasindu (lordpc) | 100.78 | 98% | 2014-12-11 |
| 8810. | Glenn (majintrunks) | 100.78 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8811. | FREE PALESTINE (os1506) | 100.78 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 8812. | Silas (persistency) | 100.78 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |