Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11328. | House V (housev) | 83.50 | 97% | 2014-09-27 |
| 11329. | C (charlottec) | 83.50 | 88% | 2015-08-07 |
| 11330. | Jesus is Lord (smricha1) | 83.49 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 11331. | Jono (jonodvorak) | 83.49 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 11332. | Alex (azheng) | 83.49 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 11333. | satan (satanslefttoe) | 83.49 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 11334. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 83.49 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 11335. | Reddy (wrath_of_reddy) | 83.49 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 11336. | Alex (supra) | 83.49 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 11337. | Jeremy (jmajeremy) | 83.49 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 11338. | Mike Sucks (wuhan_clan) | 83.49 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
| 11339. | Chongtek (markmai) | 83.48 | 93% | 2014-10-30 |
| 11340. | chazz (_chazz_) | 83.48 | 99% | 2018-08-14 |
| 11341. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 83.48 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 11342. | ydem2nir9tag (ydem2nir9tag) | 83.48 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 11343. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 83.48 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 11344. | doubleplusgood (doubleplusg... | 83.47 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 11345. | Luke (lukeeff) | 83.47 | 96% | 2022-05-01 |
| 11346. | Nicolas (brnico) | 83.47 | 96.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 11347. | Thomas (stwiltz) | 83.47 | 95% | 2011-10-30 |
| 11348. | Eugene (entilaren) | 83.47 | 90% | 2016-09-26 |
| 11349. | Justin (jubstein) | 83.46 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 11350. | Xel (xeleth) | 83.46 | 91% | 2016-01-06 |
| 11351. | wat (yoohoos) | 83.46 | 93% | 2012-12-24 |
| 11352. | CaptainHoneymoo (captainhon... | 83.45 | 98% | 2017-02-04 |
| 11353. | Erikas (kauke88) | 83.45 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 11354. | Fedor (fshabashev) | 83.45 | 97.3% | 2023-07-23 |
| 11355. | bruv (chowbruv) | 83.45 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11356. | Max (cerealno) | 83.45 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 11357. | Memballer (memballer) | 83.45 | 91% | 2016-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |