The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17317. | hami (hami05) | 76.24 | 95% | 2022-04-17 |
| 17318. | Ghosy (ghosy) | 76.23 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 17319. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 76.23 | 98.3% | 2023-06-23 |
| 17320. | Kingslayer (whybridv) | 76.23 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 17321. | ! (yudonomi) | 76.23 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 17322. | Ozan (tozz) | 76.23 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 17323. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 76.23 | 98% | 2017-02-03 |
| 17324. | Leslie (durainello) | 76.22 | 92% | 2015-11-19 |
| 17325. | Java (javatoxxi) | 76.22 | 95% | 2022-03-29 |
| 17326. | P (noobstreamer) | 76.22 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 17327. | hamit (skinnypotato) | 76.22 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 17328. | Jacob (destroyer183) | 76.22 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 17329. | salmonsushi (salmonsushi) | 76.22 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 17330. | L + (n1ckname152) | 76.22 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
| 17331. | Rollie (rollieann) | 76.22 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| 17332. | Nate (leclownfou) | 76.22 | 95% | 2015-11-03 |
| 17333. | nick (kekistan) | 76.21 | 97% | 2017-06-26 |
| 17334. | Jack (jackho) | 76.21 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 17335. | Ligma (ligginmuhnuts) | 76.21 | 96% | 2021-02-27 |
| 17336. | Jackson (jackson_007) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 17337. | Doubled (doubledtype) | 76.21 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 17338. | Vladimir (ahavran) | 76.21 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 17339. | Freedom (employ) | 76.21 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
| 17340. | Thiago (thiagofm) | 76.21 | 97% | 2014-06-10 |
| 17341. | Felipe (saywut) | 76.21 | 97% | 2015-02-16 |
| 17342. | INDONESIA (nikmat) | 76.21 | 99% | 2012-06-19 |
| 17343. | Michael (deathdonut) | 76.20 | 93% | 2014-05-19 |
| 17344. | Tomas (tomasieth) | 76.20 | 92% | 2016-08-17 |
| 17345. | Nicklas (japhix) | 76.20 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 17346. | Judi (judith) | 76.20 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |