The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8814. | sph (izst) | 91.39 | 93% | 2012-12-02 |
| 8815. | Ilker (ilkermutlu) | 91.39 | 98% | 2015-04-02 |
| 8816. | Phillip (philderp) | 91.38 | 96% | 2020-03-05 |
| 8817. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 91.38 | 98% | 2026-02-28 |
| 8818. | Pizza (bagged_milk) | 91.38 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 8819. | Phil (pliao39) | 91.38 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 8820. | Epixaid (epixaid) | 91.38 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 8821. | MIttens (socerkid_02) | 91.38 | 91% | 2015-05-23 |
| 8822. | Lord Voldemort (lord_voldem... | 91.37 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 8823. | Jackipoo (jackipoo) | 91.37 | 98% | 2025-01-16 |
| 8824. | Hayley (hghghayley20) | 91.37 | 98% | 2013-11-23 |
| 8825. | Evan (evari) | 91.37 | 97% | 2026-02-04 |
| 8826. | C (glnito) | 91.37 | 94% | 2016-08-15 |
| 8827. | Kyle (kpul) | 91.37 | 97% | 2013-04-09 |
| 8828. | Rami (nub_paws) | 91.37 | 97.4% | 2024-05-18 |
| 8829. | Clarie (oceanicat) | 91.36 | 99% | 2024-05-15 |
| 8830. | Jaimie (kishorer0ck) | 91.35 | 98% | 2026-02-01 |
| 8831. | Deven (doubled1293) | 91.35 | 95.4% | 2024-09-12 |
| 8832. | kill_me_plz (kill_me_plz) | 91.35 | 98% | 2024-12-19 |
| 8833. | Ivan (dide1818) | 91.35 | 99.2% | 2024-04-17 |
| 8834. | Rohit Shakya (shrohit_007) | 91.35 | 97% | 2023-07-06 |
| 8835. | Juice (4804210474) | 91.35 | 97.1% | 2024-12-04 |
| 8836. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 91.35 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 8837. | Evan (shibbyllama) | 91.34 | 97% | 2012-02-01 |
| 8838. | Thomas (toxic365) | 91.34 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 8839. | Ahmed Yasir (ahmedyasir) | 91.33 | 99% | 2025-11-03 |
| 8840. | J (jihoomoon) | 91.33 | 97% | 2025-07-03 |
| 8841. | Emma (emperor_e) | 91.33 | 97% | 2023-12-13 |
| 8842. | Crow (crowmo81) | 91.33 | 97% | 2018-02-16 |
| 8843. | Akira (s_akira) | 91.32 | 97.8% | 2024-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |