The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22826. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 78.33 | 94% | 2014-10-04 |
| 22827. | Duy (phamanhduy1990) | 78.32 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 22828. | Tony (polymerase2) | 78.31 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 22829. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 78.31 | 98% | 2014-10-22 |
| 22830. | Danielle (zami_7) | 78.31 | 96% | 2012-08-26 |
| 22831. | Sebastian (zebben) | 78.31 | 87% | 2013-06-21 |
| 22832. | zoo-yen (zoo_yen) | 78.31 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 22833. | Arsalan (vodkagunznbabez) | 78.31 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
| 22834. | Michael (promemorex) | 78.31 | — | 2010-07-25 |
| 22835. | ☺☻☺☻ (897_99) | 78.31 | 99% | 2017-08-06 |
| 22836. | Hamz (thehamzarocks) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 22837. | Noah (vibrantzzz) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 22838. | McKay (heyitsyaboi) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 22839. | Moses (cyporkador) | 78.30 | 94% | 2014-12-29 |
| 22840. | James (pd_snipe) | 78.30 | 95% | 2013-11-17 |
| 22841. | PUBALO (pubalo_) | 78.30 | 97% | 2013-02-19 |
| 22842. | Papa (papascottz) | 78.29 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 22843. | fastpotion (fastpotion) | 78.29 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 22844. | playLoL (leagueoflegends) | 78.29 | 97% | 2012-07-22 |
| 22845. | Joyce (jade789) | 78.29 | 98% | 2012-05-26 |
| 22846. | Anchit (anchit) | 78.29 | 96.8% | 2023-08-16 |
| 22847. | nafe (bienzza) | 78.29 | 97% | 2014-10-03 |
| 22848. | Eric (double014) | 78.29 | 94% | 2012-10-16 |
| 22849. | Jag (jag02) | 78.29 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 22850. | ✔Realization✈ (bulletso... | 78.29 | 95% | 2017-02-28 |
| 22851. | Rodrigo (hotrod5595) | 78.29 | 88% | 2011-09-11 |
| 22852. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 78.28 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 22853. | h (vondo28) | 78.28 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 22854. | Josh (josh627) | 78.28 | 90% | 2014-07-28 |
| 22855. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 78.28 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |