I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2864. | kannstacey (kannstacey) | 79.93 | 95.4% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2865. | DaddictKindaSlow (daddictki... | 79.93 | 95.3% | 2024-12-12 |
| 2866. | harshit (harshit712) | 79.92 | 97% | 2026-04-05 |
| 2867. | Rosie (rosepose90) | 79.90 | 94% | 2025-05-21 |
| 2868. | zehpeh (zehpeh) | 79.89 | 97.9% | 2025-01-05 |
| 2869. | Julia (lammy0_0) | 79.89 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
| 2870. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 79.89 | 97% | 2024-12-17 |
| 2871. | Turbo (turbo_ultimatum) | 79.88 | 96.6% | 2025-02-16 |
| 2872. | Firelove (firelove7k) | 79.87 | 97% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2873. | Andy (andychamp) | 79.87 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 2874. | Alexander (alexanderfzz) | 79.86 | 95% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2875. | Venganza (venganza_) | 79.86 | 95% | 2024-08-29 |
| 2876. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 79.84 | 98.3% | 2023-07-25 |
| 2877. | Dys (dys_) | 79.82 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 2878. | Montu (axom_shochwave) | 79.78 | 96% | 2025-10-01 |
| 2879. | eelgent (eelgent) | 79.75 | 95% | 2024-03-06 |
| 2880. | 1337 (dotnet) | 79.72 | 97% | 2025-08-09 |
| 2881. | Themaster (themasterwuz) | 79.72 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2882. | Doroteya (henrydp018) | 79.72 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 2883. | cody (ocdy1001) | 79.71 | 96.3% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2884. | Vgdahk (banker_wannabe) | 79.70 | 96% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2885. | sample text (yellow_13) | 79.70 | 96.7% | 2024-05-12 |
| 2886. | Oliver (linearboy) | 79.70 | 96% | 2023-12-28 |
| 2887. | jellymagic (jellymagic) | 79.69 | 97.1% | 2024-04-03 |
| 2888. | Dre (goobird) | 79.68 | 95.9% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2889. | Joe (josephjnatale) | 79.64 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2890. | AA Racer (aa_racer) | 79.64 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 2891. | Storm__23 (storm__23) | 79.61 | 95.5% | 2024-08-08 |
| 2892. | Otmane (boumediane1) | 79.60 | 95.9% | 2023-08-03 |
| 2893. | jae (jaep) | 79.59 | 96.9% | 2024-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |