I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13042. | Jason (typing_boi69) | 78.46 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 13043. | Drew (dewbz) | 78.46 | 94% | 2017-11-07 |
| 13044. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 78.45 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 13045. | Dennis (waar_is_de_magnetron) | 78.45 | 92% | 2017-01-15 |
| 13046. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 78.45 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 13047. | John (jjov17) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 13048. | Eli (elikgeneral) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13049. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 13050. | Tony (nessjk) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 13051. | Shahmir (shahmirishere) | 78.44 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 13052. | Eshwar Vanguri (speed18) | 78.43 | 96% | 2025-08-01 |
| 13053. | Marcus (marcusthk) | 78.43 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 13054. | Jaron (jaron_e) | 78.43 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 13055. | Properal (properal) | 78.43 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 13056. | Mitchell (barbeem) | 78.42 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 13057. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 78.42 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 13058. | Akhil (9_plus_10_equals_21) | 78.41 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 13059. | Fading (fadingquickly) | 78.41 | 98% | 2026-02-08 |
| 13060. | 1337 (dotnet) | 78.41 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 13061. | Zoltatorrez (zoltatorrez) | 78.41 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 13062. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 13063. | Kevin (kevcomo) | 78.41 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 13064. | rubberdomelife (pixzleone) | 78.41 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 13065. | Carlos (carloleal30) | 78.41 | 97.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13066. | Thomas (thethomaszhou) | 78.41 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 13067. | Dhruv (dhruvs301) | 78.41 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 13068. | Laco (koomp) | 78.41 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 13069. | Dank (tiive) | 78.40 | 93% | 2018-05-23 |
| 13070. | vamsi (abhi124) | 78.40 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 13071. | Sander (sandiboii) | 78.40 | 100% | 2017-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |