So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19308. | Vecarius (vecarius) | 69.42 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 19309. | Daniel (aussiegrillgamr) | 69.42 | 95% | 2020-10-17 |
| 19310. | Axel (axel777) | 69.42 | 96% | 2021-05-29 |
| 19311. | Allen (toctaibuxu) | 69.42 | 91% | 2013-07-12 |
| 19312. | Leslie (ldystarr) | 69.42 | 98% | 2011-07-11 |
| 19313. | Keegan (keeganic) | 69.42 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 19314. | Andrei (andrei_paval) | 69.41 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
| 19315. | KittyLord (ayushjoshi) | 69.41 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 19316. | Bob (archiveman) | 69.41 | 94% | 2013-10-13 |
| 19317. | Zaran (zaran) | 69.41 | 93% | 2012-02-04 |
| 19318. | Margaret (margaret) | 69.41 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 19319. | Aman (aman123) | 69.41 | 92% | 2013-11-15 |
| 19320. | PrairieBaron (atbaron) | 69.40 | 94.5% | 2021-01-27 |
| 19321. | Rengri (rengri) | 69.40 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 19322. | Emma (elfwinters) | 69.40 | 91% | 2017-04-12 |
| 19323. | yu (jayu94) | 69.40 | 93% | 2014-07-08 |
| 19324. | C (glnito) | 69.39 | 91% | 2016-02-01 |
| 19325. | abhishek (abh1tayal) | 69.39 | 93% | 2016-03-16 |
| 19326. | Lily (lilyflowa) | 69.39 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 19327. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 69.39 | 95% | 2023-05-21 |
| 19328. | Nick (itsaloof) | 69.39 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 19329. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 69.39 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 19330. | DotClassic (dotclassic) | 69.39 | 95% | 2013-03-28 |
| 19331. | S (capanujan) | 69.39 | 90% | 2016-07-16 |
| 19332. | Phuc (tphuc112358) | 69.39 | 90% | 2013-12-17 |
| 19333. | MotherTrucker (jackyh98) | 69.39 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
| 19334. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 69.38 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 19335. | Sam (sharris11) | 69.38 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 19336. | cheche (checheche) | 69.38 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
| 19337. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 69.38 | 97% | 2014-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |