Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35299. | Abhishek (abhishek_9) | 43.57 | 95% | 2021-02-22 |
| 35300. | Jesse (hkyin) | 43.57 | 91% | 2015-02-09 |
| 35301. | Smoked (smokedsalmonv2) | 43.56 | 93% | 2021-01-21 |
| 35302. | Khiman (t_info) | 43.56 | 93% | 2023-08-24 |
| 35303. | bienhocvobo (bienhocvobo) | 43.56 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 35304. | Blobby (creminoooo) | 43.56 | 94% | 2021-10-25 |
| 35305. | No (type_racer202) | 43.56 | 97% | 2021-02-16 |
| 35306. | lalit (samingh783) | 43.56 | 93% | 2015-04-13 |
| 35307. | Tiger (tigerflame88) | 43.56 | 95% | 2012-11-15 |
| 35308. | danylo (danylorangga) | 43.56 | 85% | 2015-05-22 |
| 35309. | Long (hercules8844) | 43.56 | 97% | 2011-11-01 |
| 35310. | Sherani (sherani5982) | 43.55 | 94% | 2023-01-05 |
| 35311. | Vaneet (vaneetdhiman) | 43.55 | 92% | 2016-12-29 |
| 35312. | Tina (tina12321) | 43.55 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 35313. | Rodrigo (diguliu) | 43.55 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 35314. | Sheep (sheeplmao) | 43.54 | 94% | 2020-09-04 |
| 35315. | Alvan (alvansng) | 43.53 | 87% | 2015-02-03 |
| 35316. | Joseph (josephmestas) | 43.53 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| 35317. | Pierre (dostick) | 43.53 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 35318. | leonard (nardskie) | 43.53 | 84% | 2011-12-08 |
| 35319. | AKsoAKs (quibolc) | 43.53 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 35320. | Kyan (kyan2j) | 43.52 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 35321. | six (y33t3r) | 43.52 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 35322. | lawl (lawlcr) | 43.52 | 87% | 2013-07-27 |
| 35323. | Michael (zibax) | 43.52 | 85% | 2012-11-13 |
| 35324. | raman (raman_maan) | 43.52 | 89% | 2016-09-03 |
| 35325. | kifle (kifletdss) | 43.52 | 96% | 2017-03-09 |
| 35326. | Matthew (matty_foo_foo) | 43.51 | 95% | 2021-10-26 |
| 35327. | Jeremy (jjt767) | 43.51 | 92% | 2013-08-28 |
| 35328. | Kaci (kaci) | 43.51 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |