Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30422. | theJuice (unc_tarheel) | 73.62 | 96% | 2012-11-05 |
| 30423. | Satish (satishsha19) | 73.62 | 97% | 2013-02-27 |
| 30424. | IGOR (lordiggy) | 73.62 | 94% | 2012-02-06 |
| 30425. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 73.62 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 30426. | Shams Parvez (parvez6826) | 73.61 | 98.6% | 2024-09-08 |
| 30427. | every_4thletter (lprnwrtick... | 73.61 | 97% | 2025-03-31 |
| 30428. | sirbigdong (sirbigdong) | 73.61 | 97% | 2024-09-21 |
| 30429. | dvorak25 (dvorak25) | 73.61 | 97.4% | 2024-04-16 |
| 30430. | Andrew (playinthedirt11) | 73.61 | 90% | 2016-12-18 |
| 30431. | Alex (alejandro327) | 73.61 | 96% | 2023-12-06 |
| 30432. | Milo (plaintoast02) | 73.61 | 95.9% | 2024-01-10 |
| 30433. | khem (khemsadon) | 73.61 | 96.7% | 2024-10-19 |
| 30434. | Patrick Bateman (amit__123) | 73.61 | 96% | 2026-03-31 |
| 30435. | K (kqp3) | 73.61 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 30436. | ConquererMark (conquerermark) | 73.61 | 81% | 2016-08-27 |
| 30437. | Nono (nono11jp) | 73.61 | 95.4% | 2024-09-10 |
| 30438. | wilmxre (wilmxre) | 73.60 | 96% | 2025-03-07 |
| 30439. | Doryski (doryski) | 73.60 | 91% | 2016-07-18 |
| 30440. | Ammar Elrafie (ammar_elrafie) | 73.60 | 96% | 2025-02-25 |
| 30441. | iitzSYNS_ttv (iitzsyns) | 73.60 | 97.7% | 2025-03-04 |
| 30442. | Chancellor (chancellor12) | 73.60 | 95% | 2024-06-17 |
| 30443. | tstats[dubsk1s] (dubsk1s) | 73.60 | 95% | 2026-01-21 |
| 30444. | jhon (jhonmak) | 73.60 | 96% | 2024-01-29 |
| 30445. | redskolem (redskolem) | 73.60 | 97% | 2025-08-21 |
| 30446. | Profit World Yet Forfeit So... | 73.60 | 94% | 2014-02-15 |
| 30447. | Diyn (diyn) | 73.60 | 95% | 2020-08-18 |
| 30448. | Not (calcyon) | 73.60 | 90% | 2013-04-21 |
| 30449. | (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆* ... | 73.60 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 30450. | dayman (gangbeast_21) | 73.60 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 30451. | . (printsmorgan) | 73.60 | 95% | 2019-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |