I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6549. | Meowzer (sd_surfer4) | 96.68 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 6550. | Jamie (jmassie) | 96.67 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 6551. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 96.67 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 6552. | Jordan (veyzh) | 96.67 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| 6553. | Daniel (jansson) | 96.67 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 6554. | tstats[pook_dvorak] (pook_d... | 96.66 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 6555. | dwukropekd (dwukropekd) | 96.65 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 6556. | Nishi (nishimurah) | 96.65 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 6557. | Afz (afzofa) | 96.65 | 95% | 2020-02-04 |
| 6558. | malkin98 (malkin98) | 96.63 | 98% | 2026-05-17 |
| 6559. | Samuel (samuelga) | 96.63 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 6560. | Cooper (vennymeisterrr) | 96.63 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 6561. | Dinkin (blindguy_mcsqueezy) | 96.63 | 97.8% | 2023-09-14 |
| 6562. | Hieu (larhral) | 96.63 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 6563. | Erwin (erwinrommel) | 96.63 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 6564. | Jake (aurelias) | 96.63 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 6565. | Doryski (doryski) | 96.62 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 6566. | Faruk (faruk91) | 96.62 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 6567. | hc (hh_chng) | 96.62 | 97.5% | 2024-02-25 |
| 6568. | Shashank (racersushi) | 96.62 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 6569. | Cindy (shindaywong) | 96.62 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 6570. | storm (stooormmm) | 96.62 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 6571. | amelia (ielia) | 96.61 | 96.1% | 2024-02-26 |
| 6572. | SlowestTyperNa (slowesttype... | 96.61 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 6573. | THE KID (nschattner) | 96.61 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 6574. | Tisko (tisko1) | 96.60 | 95.3% | 2025-05-02 |
| 6575. | spacetracks (spacetracks) | 96.60 | 100% | 2024-05-29 |
| 6576. | Erich (whocaresanyway) | 96.60 | 97% | 2023-09-29 |
| 6577. | Cameu (cameu) | 96.59 | 98% | 2026-01-07 |
| 6578. | Luke (ltho) | 96.59 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |