The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29803. | Jacy (bohdan_danyltsiv) | 54.37 | 95% | 2020-05-28 |
| 29804. | umar (umar007) | 54.37 | 95% | 2012-09-13 |
| 29805. | Elijah (nom3rcy1) | 54.36 | 90% | 2017-04-11 |
| 29806. | vuong (vuongtoan) | 54.36 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 29807. | Bliuh (bjg199204) | 54.35 | 94% | 2022-10-12 |
| 29808. | Angie (angiekuo822) | 54.35 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 29809. | MB (mb_the_lighting) | 54.35 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 29810. | Dwight (dvorak_dwight) | 54.35 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 29811. | TooMuchLag (typer4261) | 54.34 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 29812. | Victoria (missv) | 54.34 | 93% | 2012-07-30 |
| 29813. | per (crusaderking1) | 54.34 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| 29814. | Ricky (rickykurniawan) | 54.33 | 94% | 2012-09-18 |
| 29815. | abart (abart711) | 54.33 | 89% | 2014-05-15 |
| 29816. | Hayden (kilnbob) | 54.32 | 95% | 2022-10-18 |
| 29817. | Nurti (nurti07) | 54.32 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 29818. | James (blinkerfluid) | 54.32 | 94% | 2013-09-25 |
| 29819. | a (dorserg) | 54.31 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 29820. | Kobe (dreamer21) | 54.31 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 29821. | purplecat (iceee7) | 54.31 | 97.2% | 2023-07-10 |
| 29822. | HCheng (lhcheng14) | 54.31 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 29823. | Gonk (gonkshmobo) | 54.31 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 29824. | newertonbr (newerton) | 54.31 | 92% | 2015-11-18 |
| 29825. | moto (moto324) | 54.30 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 29826. | John Paul (jp_ramolete16) | 54.30 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 29827. | Felipe Bell (felipebell) | 54.30 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 29828. | phuc (phamhphuc) | 54.30 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 29829. | Brendan (busey12) | 54.30 | 89% | 2012-05-26 |
| 29830. | Khalil (kaja02) | 54.29 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 29831. | J (coffeefordinner) | 54.29 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 29832. | Dominik (notbannet) | 54.29 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |