And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4071. | ai (hasselthehoff) | 116.04 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 4072. | nevrclevr (nevrclevr) | 116.04 | 98% | 2013-02-17 |
| 4073. | Lee (kantoran) | 116.04 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 4074. | Sevenum (sevenum) | 116.04 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 4075. | Alex (brezzo) | 116.03 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 4076. | budda (theblackeye) | 116.03 | 97.7% | 2023-09-18 |
| 4077. | Talby (talby) | 116.02 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
| 4078. | Dzũng (nangtrongvuon) | 116.01 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 4079. | lilmuzzivert (lilmuzzivert) | 116.01 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 4080. | ^_^ (rainbowdashc) | 116.01 | 97% | 2013-09-30 |
| 4081. | *Zach* (jvorajig) | 116.01 | 97% | 2011-11-20 |
| 4082. | Kaiji (johnpetrucci) | 116.00 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 4083. | Wario (multiwario) | 116.00 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 4084. | Ben (bena115) | 115.99 | 95% | 2016-10-18 |
| 4085. | Natachai (natachai) | 115.98 | 98% | 2011-09-02 |
| 4086. | bj (beau9992) | 115.98 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 4087. | Henk (dormic) | 115.97 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 4088. | James (james_c) | 115.97 | 92% | 2012-12-17 |
| 4089. | Al-Mogus (almogus114) | 115.96 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 4090. | lyne (sweetorsalty) | 115.96 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| 4091. | puchat (puchat) | 115.95 | 97% | 2012-06-23 |
| 4092. | Eddie (yhsieh1) | 115.95 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 4093. | Adobo (pichufreak) | 115.95 | 94% | 2012-05-10 |
| 4094. | Nika (tinysalmon90) | 115.94 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 4095. | Valkyrio (valkyrio) | 115.94 | 97% | 2014-01-01 |
| 4096. | 6969 (silky_) | 115.93 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 4097. | Nörfire (norfire) | 115.92 | 97% | 2014-02-05 |
| 4098. | Luke (lordofthepiezz) | 115.92 | 97% | 2016-03-25 |
| 4099. | Andre (smallchicken) | 115.92 | 98% | 2018-06-25 |
| 4100. | Special (rxbaker) | 115.92 | 98% | 2013-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |