Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7333. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 92.25 | 98% | 2017-04-27 |
| 7334. | Nick (megacrapkin) | 92.24 | 99% | 2015-02-22 |
| 7335. | jeff (typecringe) | 92.24 | 96% | 2019-04-11 |
| 7336. | Emile (zolaric) | 92.24 | 94% | 2011-12-04 |
| 7337. | Nick (cptchunk) | 92.24 | 94% | 2012-05-08 |
| 7338. | Fang Kai (fangkailim) | 92.24 | 98% | 2014-09-17 |
| 7339. | pikablech (icdragon) | 92.23 | 93% | 2012-09-06 |
| 7340. | agyon (meikaina) | 92.23 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 7341. | slim (fivefour) | 92.23 | 96% | 2016-01-04 |
| 7342. | Charles (cactuar) | 92.22 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 7343. | Ita (ita17) | 92.22 | 99% | 2022-04-20 |
| 7344. | MetaMan (meta_man) | 92.22 | 93% | 2017-01-04 |
| 7345. | Jared (jrad) | 92.22 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 7346. | Nim (nimlhug) | 92.21 | 94% | 2011-09-02 |
| 7347. | Heysi (heysi) | 92.21 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 7348. | Logan (lrslrsl) | 92.21 | 97% | 2011-12-01 |
| 7349. | Saunders (yotipo91) | 92.20 | 96% | 2012-04-21 |
| 7350. | Mark (javacodeguy) | 92.20 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 7351. | Elliot (dorkynerd314) | 92.20 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7352. | chopsueyrice (chopsueyrice) | 92.20 | 99% | 2021-09-06 |
| 7353. | ipaperkill (ipaperkill) | 92.20 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
| 7354. | Jason (lemonlime) | 92.20 | 95% | 2015-12-01 |
| 7355. | HMan (edhac) | 92.20 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 7356. | ds (demonspeed) | 92.20 | 95% | 2011-08-22 |
| 7357. | Perserus (perserus) | 92.19 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 7358. | Jerry (woodiep) | 92.18 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 7359. | HammerThyme (hammer89) | 92.18 | 98% | 2013-07-09 |
| 7360. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 92.18 | 98% | 2017-08-04 |
| 7361. | Jack (floppyfish278) | 92.18 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 7362. | kemp (tygri) | 92.18 | 96% | 2017-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |