See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9655. | Gas (jungas) | 82.18 | 99% | 2020-07-17 |
| 9656. | Gon (frixgon) | 82.18 | 99% | 2021-08-17 |
| 9657. | Alexander (estraden) | 82.18 | 100% | 2023-06-01 |
| 9658. | dvorak learner (jasonlawl) | 82.17 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
| 9659. | Allan (werehunter2014) | 82.17 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9660. | tstats[bomb_guard] (bomb_gu... | 82.16 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 9661. | Alan (erical77) | 82.16 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 9662. | zehahahahahaahha (gomugomun... | 82.16 | 97% | 2022-07-26 |
| 9663. | Gem (i_ateyourkookie) | 82.15 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 9664. | Amit (amtijais) | 82.15 | 97.8% | 2023-12-01 |
| 9665. | 🎃 (igorslow) | 82.15 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 9666. | michael (michaelandjack) | 82.15 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 9667. | Cheesecurs (speedo_legs_inf... | 82.14 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 9668. | LayZCake (layz_cake) | 82.14 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9669. | noquit (megatank) | 82.14 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9670. | Safin (phoeni_x) | 82.12 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 9671. | Hyuna (hyunaqueen) | 82.11 | 95% | 2020-05-31 |
| 9672. | Adam (dorfinator) | 82.11 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 9673. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 82.10 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 9674. | Stepan (a_s_v) | 82.10 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 9675. | James (frxction) | 82.10 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| 9676. | Residential (agent_resident) | 82.10 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 9677. | harry (jauaj) | 82.09 | 95.1% | 2024-12-11 |
| 9678. | Moritz (mogottsch) | 82.09 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9679. | Anthony (machoke) | 82.09 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9680. | DS (ds__) | 82.08 | 99% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9681. | Dyllan (dyllan_scott) | 82.08 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9682. | delete (21037102912937) | 82.07 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 9683. | j4ckie (jaackquelin) | 82.07 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 9684. | Dhurba (dxpog) | 82.07 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |