I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9231. | Go (ploush) | 87.95 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 9232. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 87.95 | 96% | 2016-07-18 |
| 9233. | Craig (clockworkcraig) | 87.94 | 97.4% | 2023-11-22 |
| 9234. | Aren (tl8xv) | 87.94 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9235. | Blake (raccoonswoon) | 87.94 | 98% | 2023-01-08 |
| 9236. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 87.94 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 9237. | Srijan (lego_11) | 87.94 | 97% | 2024-03-16 |
| 9238. | biady (biadyy) | 87.94 | 95% | 2023-04-22 |
| 9239. | Long (longn5) | 87.94 | 95% | 2017-05-06 |
| 9240. | Osman (tracer_) | 87.94 | 96% | 2016-10-24 |
| 9241. | CatchMeIfUCan (nikpila05) | 87.94 | 96% | 2015-06-21 |
| 9242. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 87.94 | 93% | 2016-09-21 |
| 9243. | adnan (adn_adn) | 87.94 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 9244. | Monster (monster311) | 87.93 | 98% | 2025-01-04 |
| 9245. | notAtypist (totally_not) | 87.93 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9246. | rayra (rayra24) | 87.93 | 97% | 2016-05-01 |
| 9247. | FatBoy (nshear) | 87.92 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 9248. | Oi (ebradford) | 87.92 | 90% | 2015-11-09 |
| 9249. | Olivier (whiskyforagrownman) | 87.92 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 9250. | Adam (dorfinator) | 87.92 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 9251. | Jon (paintwalls) | 87.92 | 98% | 2015-05-10 |
| 9252. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 87.92 | 94% | 2016-08-01 |
| 9253. | Bill (billruso) | 87.91 | 96.7% | 2024-11-19 |
| 9254. | Jake (startler03) | 87.91 | 98.1% | 2024-07-20 |
| 9255. | Makailon (braumberger) | 87.91 | 98.5% | 2023-12-17 |
| 9256. | TheKaiyo (thekaiyo) | 87.91 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 9257. | LAURENZ CLYDE (laurenzclyde... | 87.91 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 9258. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 87.91 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 9259. | CanofSoda (canofasoda) | 87.90 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9260. | Tree (muiye2) | 87.90 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |