So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11467. | Troy (krambo) | 82.55 | 94% | 2014-05-13 |
| 11468. | My caps lock is glitched on... | 82.55 | 92% | 2011-11-29 |
| 11469. | Olexiy (lexk) | 82.55 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 11470. | Fer (fernandog13) | 82.55 | 95% | 2013-04-19 |
| 11471. | d-mar (dmar) | 82.55 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 11472. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 82.54 | 99% | 2022-08-21 |
| 11473. | DRose's ACL (megaman_exe) | 82.54 | 96% | 2015-10-01 |
| 11474. | Michael (mrk0508) | 82.54 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 11475. | hehe (shindo333) | 82.54 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11476. | Tracey (tramp) | 82.54 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 11477. | Elgin™ (elginz) | 82.54 | 96% | 2014-07-10 |
| 11478. | Max (convie) | 82.53 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 11479. | Typey (typeytyper) | 82.53 | 89% | 2012-03-23 |
| 11480. | Henrique (hnrqe) | 82.53 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11481. | James (icecrusher) | 82.53 | 94% | 2022-09-27 |
| 11482. | Emile (zolaric) | 82.53 | 93% | 2011-08-13 |
| 11483. | Michael (garu645) | 82.52 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 11484. | Doman (domanskiee) | 82.52 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 11485. | Adam (dorfinator) | 82.52 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 11486. | neya (qyxs) | 82.52 | 92% | 2014-06-11 |
| 11487. | oluwatoba (oluwatoba) | 82.52 | 93% | 2012-12-06 |
| 11488. | Raagaception (raagaception) | 82.51 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11489. | Alexander (schrepfer) | 82.51 | 96.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 11490. | Jearcan (jearcan) | 82.51 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 11491. | Ryan (revereri) | 82.51 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 11492. | Pakos (pakos) | 82.51 | 97% | 2014-12-30 |
| 11493. | Felix (ixi01) | 82.51 | 94% | 2012-08-17 |
| 11494. | Meledies (meledies) | 82.50 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 11495. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 82.50 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 11496. | howiw.com (howiw_com) | 82.50 | 95% | 2012-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |