As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2695. | throw (bomnom) | 106.57 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
2696. | dick (pools2) | 106.56 | 97% | 2024-05-17 |
2697. | Octo (octophobia) | 106.56 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
2698. | Vasco (vascof) | 106.55 | 96% | 2016-04-23 |
2699. | Boris (redsnake07) | 106.55 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
2700. | 舞龙等于春节 (ethan_k) | 106.55 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
2701. | Diego (divarela) | 106.54 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
2702. | Steven (chillster) | 106.52 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
2703. | ~ Phantom ~ (phantomking) | 106.52 | 94% | 2015-11-11 |
2704. | Ben (person132) | 106.51 | 100% | 2023-02-08 |
2705. | Jake (drjakeman) | 106.50 | 97.2% | 2024-03-11 |
2706. | Tien (thetientran) | 106.49 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
2707. | Andrew (awand0806) | 106.49 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
2708. | Kris (disarray) | 106.49 | 92% | 2015-11-09 |
2709. | Type like never before! (re... | 106.48 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
2710. | Nate (nwhite21) | 106.47 | 91% | 2015-09-26 |
2711. | M (myles_jb) | 106.46 | 99% | 2023-08-26 |
2712. | Brandon (brandonck) | 106.46 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
2713. | Memory (doramemo) | 106.46 | 91% | 2016-08-04 |
2714. | Sean (crazypants27) | 106.45 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
2715. | Jayden (jay62) | 106.45 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
2716. | Flaykert (flaykert) | 106.44 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
2717. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 106.44 | 99% | 2021-01-21 |
2718. | Sara (hentaiclockwise) | 106.44 | 93% | 2016-11-19 |
2719. | equations (equationslayer12) | 106.43 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
2720. | Ω (tunfisk) | 106.43 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
2721. | Steven (kaysitt) | 106.43 | 98% | 2015-11-12 |
2722. | Akkadius (akkadius) | 106.41 | 98.5% | 2021-02-28 |
2723. | Allen (xs_ageart) | 106.41 | 99% | 2022-03-07 |
2724. | Aaron (rileymartin) | 106.41 | 99% | 2020-10-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |