Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4412. | Anurag (anuragtetarwal) | 53.19 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 4413. | 2Lenne (hannaloresa) | 53.18 | 94% | 2019-03-07 |
| 4414. | ニシャント (neokun) | 53.16 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4415. | David (dave1188) | 53.14 | 95% | 2018-03-25 |
| 4416. | gustave (jacobe17) | 53.14 | 97% | 2018-06-09 |
| 4417. | Lana (lana121) | 53.11 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 4418. | nilesh (nilesh_k) | 53.11 | 96% | 2018-02-21 |
| 4419. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 53.10 | 93% | 2019-10-30 |
| 4420. | Jv (jv_2002) | 53.10 | 96% | 2019-09-02 |
| 4421. | Adam (adooom) | 53.04 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 4422. | Nam (namnv1906) | 53.04 | 96% | 2019-12-08 |
| 4423. | Aki (typewriter2003) | 53.04 | 95% | 2019-05-16 |
| 4424. | Katherine (theown13) | 53.04 | 98% | 2018-11-12 |
| 4425. | ALI (wheresmycar) | 53.03 | 94% | 2019-07-07 |
| 4426. | sendaccuracy (vicklearnsdvo... | 53.02 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
| 4427. | Gabriel (dekkoz) | 52.98 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 4428. | doraemon (doraemon2k9) | 52.97 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 4429. | Petrus (pakyos) | 52.95 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 4430. | Jonathan (jr1804) | 52.95 | 93% | 2018-12-20 |
| 4431. | Derek (yellow_man) | 52.94 | 93% | 2019-01-07 |
| 4432. | Dilli (dilliraj) | 52.93 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 4433. | Courage (couragekim) | 52.89 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4434. | Songnay (songnay) | 52.89 | 99% | 2018-09-22 |
| 4435. | Ramadhan (reix19) | 52.89 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 4436. | Connor (fumania) | 52.89 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4437. | Natan (1quickboi) | 52.86 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 4438. | WhoYouCallinPinhead (braede... | 52.85 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4439. | Nathan (konan1126) | 52.75 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 4440. | Finlay (yaboifinlay) | 52.74 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 4441. | tabish (tbsansari) | 52.73 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |