I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13091. | Kush (kushkansara02) | 79.85 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 13092. | David (gamer50519) | 79.85 | 97% | 2016-10-07 |
| 13093. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 79.85 | 98% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13094. | Nasrul (nastha) | 79.85 | 91% | 2017-02-17 |
| 13095. | Alex (alexruben) | 79.85 | 97% | 2015-10-08 |
| 13096. | Ben Lenox (deadend207) | 79.84 | 96% | 2024-07-20 |
| 13097. | Alison (bellbell10) | 79.84 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 13098. | Hodge (hodgeweiner) | 79.84 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 13099. | txbklyn (txbklyn) | 79.84 | 96% | 2016-07-06 |
| 13100. | SilentHill (gosha666) | 79.84 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 13101. | John Paul (jpasensi) | 79.84 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 13102. | Rob (aftershock7) | 79.84 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
| 13103. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 79.83 | 93% | 2016-07-24 |
| 13104. | BriefSerendipity (briefsere... | 79.83 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 13105. | Rex (rrrreeexx) | 79.83 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 13106. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 79.83 | 94% | 2015-08-22 |
| 13107. | Eternal religion (youvakish... | 79.81 | 97.8% | 2023-12-05 |
| 13108. | Vodon (vodon) | 79.81 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 13109. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 79.81 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 13110. | Lucas (doowoop) | 79.81 | 95.5% | 2023-06-17 |
| 13111. | Hrant (hrant0) | 79.81 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13112. | Ben (benjiboyyy) | 79.81 | 95% | 2017-10-31 |
| 13113. | illiterate.. (degenfakeout) | 79.81 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 13114. | Iozza (iozza) | 79.80 | 96.6% | 2023-06-04 |
| 13115. | Igor (ikarus_873) | 79.80 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 13116. | ngoc huy nam (destroy_the_w... | 79.80 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 13117. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 79.79 | 96.4% | 2023-08-23 |
| 13118. | Drake (drakebott) | 79.79 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| 13119. | amazing (amazinglol) | 79.79 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 13120. | Jester (jester_sfh) | 79.78 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |