Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8943. | Ted [Dvorak] (tedm) | 88.32 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 8944. | Jayde (monhare) | 88.31 | 96% | 2014-10-20 |
| 8945. | Angelo (gc_aim) | 88.31 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 8946. | L (yogoda) | 88.31 | 93% | 2013-06-01 |
| 8947. | Bernie (bernie557) | 88.31 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 8948. | Magnus (magicbane) | 88.31 | 93% | 2016-05-18 |
| 8949. | Nadine (anadinec) | 88.31 | 98% | 2012-04-30 |
| 8950. | Ian (ianfajardo) | 88.30 | 95% | 2013-12-09 |
| 8951. | Pistis (bolu_) | 88.30 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8952. | Wasabi (wasabiattack) | 88.30 | 98% | 2012-04-30 |
| 8953. | Potential (potential_first) | 88.30 | 97% | 2013-02-09 |
| 8954. | .he. (i386) | 88.29 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 8955. | Apollyon (mik_apollyon) | 88.29 | 99% | 2022-01-23 |
| 8956. | samantha (sami6788) | 88.29 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 8957. | Syreeta (reeta) | 88.29 | 95% | 2012-03-07 |
| 8958. | john (racer520) | 88.29 | 95% | 2015-06-09 |
| 8959. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 88.28 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8960. | ♞-✩ṕẢrtiDả-♞ (J... | 88.28 | 100% | 2014-05-05 |
| 8961. | Austin (thisissugar) | 88.28 | 92% | 2012-09-23 |
| 8962. | SafetyBear (safetybear) | 88.28 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 8963. | Mathias (doomthunder) | 88.28 | 90% | 2014-01-22 |
| 8964. | Bryan (clanksits) | 88.27 | 95% | 2012-12-24 |
| 8965. | Carl (doc283) | 88.27 | 95% | 2023-03-31 |
| 8966. | Marko (markovojvodic84) | 88.27 | 95% | 2011-12-16 |
| 8967. | ♫ (_ag_) | 88.27 | 97% | 2017-05-15 |
| 8968. | SeanBona (pball4ever) | 88.27 | 98% | 2014-01-23 |
| 8969. | Rabiddj500 (rabiddj500) | 88.26 | 90% | 2016-10-03 |
| 8970. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 88.26 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 8971. | Jacob (solace72) | 88.26 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 8972. | Alfred (d4m4s74) | 88.26 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |