As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10401. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 82.58 | 92% | 2016-05-19 |
| 10402. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 82.58 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 10403. | Peaky (x101) | 82.58 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 10404. | Jacob (bimblamqwerty) | 82.57 | 97.8% | 2024-12-20 |
| 10405. | True (truefalse) | 82.57 | 96% | 2024-07-15 |
| 10406. | Geese (geese955) | 82.57 | 97% | 2024-03-07 |
| 10407. | Sainty (sadsoda) | 82.57 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 10408. | Sanic (192378) | 82.57 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 10409. | Daniel (danielcleve) | 82.57 | 93% | 2015-04-27 |
| 10410. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 10411. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 10412. | joe (jnutttzzz) | 82.56 | 96% | 2016-09-07 |
| 10413. | Nicholas (nich42) | 82.56 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 10414. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 82.56 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10415. | David (david0524) | 82.56 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 10416. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 82.56 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
| 10417. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 82.55 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 10418. | The Last Rocket (dirtysouth) | 82.55 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 10419. | darkblazh (darkblazh) | 82.55 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 10420. | Vypios (crumbledore) | 82.55 | 95% | 2016-10-12 |
| 10421. | Dan (danomate) | 82.55 | 91% | 2016-10-25 |
| 10422. | Leo (gnowoel) | 82.55 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 10423. | Michael (doomcon) | 82.55 | 88% | 2016-07-12 |
| 10424. | A10000 (a10000) | 82.55 | 99% | 2016-05-08 |
| 10425. | Ethan (rubiks3) | 82.54 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
| 10426. | Nguyễn (nguyensonhoang021... | 82.54 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 10427. | for reckful (savioshadow) | 82.54 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 10428. | Christian (cmzuluagam) | 82.54 | 91% | 2016-06-09 |
| 10429. | CookieChokis (cookiechokis) | 82.53 | 99% | 2024-09-23 |
| 10430. | hamza (hamzacer) | 82.53 | 96.9% | 2024-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |