And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12512. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 92.66 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 12513. | Uri (laor55) | 92.66 | 98% | 2013-02-26 |
| 12514. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 92.66 | 98% | 2014-04-29 |
| 12515. | sarai (yuki3721) | 92.66 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 12516. | Herman (hermantam) | 92.66 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 12517. | Kyle (mrkylee) | 92.66 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 12518. | Chris (___chris) | 92.66 | 99% | 2022-12-01 |
| 12519. | Jonathan (jonoz0r) | 92.66 | 95% | 2017-07-01 |
| 12520. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 92.65 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 12521. | Lelouch (lelouchlamperouge) | 92.65 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 12522. | Algorosk (incestcorn) | 92.65 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12523. | Colten (appathajuggalo) | 92.65 | 97% | 2012-03-06 |
| 12524. | Miguel (steelers13) | 92.65 | 95% | 2012-04-02 |
| 12525. | Loz (lactoseloz) | 92.65 | 96% | 2019-11-13 |
| 12526. | Emil (killer150398) | 92.64 | 98% | 2014-06-03 |
| 12527. | glerou (tudesci) | 92.64 | 100% | 2020-12-30 |
| 12528. | Rasmus (raptill1) | 92.63 | 97% | 2015-07-16 |
| 12529. | Mike (edgevetto) | 92.63 | 89% | 2014-09-17 |
| 12530. | William (yale_o_briain) | 92.63 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 12531. | Michael (doomcon) | 92.63 | 87% | 2014-11-11 |
| 12532. | Tamber (tamber_laptop) | 92.63 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 12533. | keke (hpchco) | 92.63 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 12534. | Ernie (erniek) | 92.62 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 12535. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 92.62 | 97% | 2015-11-24 |
| 12536. | Alex (rachkovsky) | 92.62 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 12537. | SAL (salifornia) | 92.62 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 12538. | . (ggsnipes) | 92.61 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 12539. | Jonah (etter) | 92.61 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 12540. | moltenzephyr (moltenzephyr) | 92.60 | 91% | 2016-02-29 |
| 12541. | Darryl (ikaryn) | 92.60 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |