As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18709. | Oliver (rgroli) | 64.06 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 18710. | Jiming (jimingyee) | 64.06 | 83% | 2015-11-20 |
| 18711. | PURPLE_MAGE (grokestray) | 64.05 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 18712. | Scronchur (scronchur) | 64.05 | 97.2% | 2021-02-18 |
| 18713. | SinCity (sincity04) | 64.05 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 18714. | Brandon (sirlepepe) | 64.05 | 94% | 2018-02-04 |
| 18715. | Thomas (eisenhauer) | 64.05 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
| 18716. | Bu (buyongtatt) | 64.05 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
| 18717. | Rubix (rubix_av) | 64.04 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 18718. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 64.04 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 18719. | Umair (umairkhan) | 64.04 | 95% | 2017-05-16 |
| 18720. | Samuel (kyoka_sui) | 64.03 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 18721. | Kareem (kimocool) | 64.03 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
| 18722. | inactive_potato (dinhnguyen08) | 64.03 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 18723. | jacek (vonschlager) | 64.03 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 18724. | anonymous (annnnonymous) | 64.03 | 89% | 2017-03-31 |
| 18725. | cake (xsysi) | 64.02 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 18726. | Jacob (jmbogo19) | 64.02 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 18727. | Karlo (doom2233) | 64.02 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 18728. | Youssef (marthey2) | 64.02 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
| 18729. | vivek (vivek_o) | 64.01 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 18730. | Prithvi (prithvi18) | 64.01 | 95% | 2022-01-31 |
| 18731. | illiterate.. (degenfakeout) | 64.01 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 18732. | Nguyen (minhnguyen311) | 64.00 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 18733. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 64.00 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 18734. | Tintallë (nparadigm) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 18735. | Arun (systemflaws) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 18736. | Nicholas (mangoboxer) | 63.99 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 18737. | Conner (connerdavenport) | 63.99 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 18738. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 63.99 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |