See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9887. | Daniel (mickeyyaya) | 82.60 | 99% | 2020-06-16 |
| 9888. | Angus (leanangusbeef) | 82.60 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 9889. | Marco (ankush12) | 82.60 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9890. | Dara (adoran) | 82.60 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 9891. | Clay (terracottakid) | 82.60 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 9892. | Shreshth (thefoxwithanelytra) | 82.59 | 95% | 2022-12-15 |
| 9893. | Blakley (blakley) | 82.59 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 9894. | Leonard (l_shen) | 82.58 | 95.6% | 2023-11-10 |
| 9895. | Drea (menthaaries) | 82.58 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9896. | TT (teabough) | 82.58 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 9897. | Lolli (lollo2000) | 82.58 | 98% | 2022-10-10 |
| 9898. | Samy (smeedel) | 82.58 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9899. | Antoni (aachh) | 82.58 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 9900. | Matt (mattwolfmatt) | 82.57 | 97.9% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9901. | Cagri (mr_oral) | 82.57 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 9902. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 82.57 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 9903. | Huncut (extracher99) | 82.56 | 100% | 2025-08-20 |
| 9904. | Doofman (doofman) | 82.56 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 9905. | Valeria (valika) | 82.55 | 97% | 2025-12-19 |
| 9906. | Cherrish (cherrishbomb) | 82.54 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9907. | Jun (whattoname) | 82.53 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 9908. | Zhaksylyk (lmtls) | 82.53 | 98.8% | 2024-11-19 |
| 9909. | sailveron (sailveron) | 82.53 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 9910. | qweqwe (qweu) | 82.53 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9911. | 1234 (chuwii) | 82.53 | 95% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9912. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 82.53 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 9913. | dumbhoe (savari) | 82.53 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 9914. | Oleg (olaprelikov) | 82.53 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9915. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 82.52 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 9916. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 82.52 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |