Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
Active since February 14, 2018.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2165. | لآ اِلَهَ اِلّ... | 83.38 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2166. | (vincent_aik) | 83.37 | 95% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2167. | (mustard420) | 83.34 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 2168. | Charley (basepixel17) | 83.33 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 2169. | (nitrousgamer) | 83.29 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 2170. | (zorro_2017) | 83.29 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2171. | (cameronmendez) | 83.27 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 2172. | (frolicker) | 83.26 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 2173. | (stimixer) | 83.25 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 2174. | (deft_hand) | 83.23 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 2175. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 83.23 | 99% | 2018-05-10 |
| 2176. | Alien (aliensqueakytoy) | 83.23 | 96% | 2018-10-06 |
| 2177. | (soralimit) | 83.19 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 2178. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 83.18 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 2179. | Leviathan (furyx) | 83.18 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 2180. | (alalkemist) | 83.18 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 2181. | Dominik (doofi) | 83.17 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2182. | Octo (octophobia) | 83.15 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| 2183. | (ceiba) | 83.12 | 99% | 2020-02-22 |
| 2184. | (f_r_z) | 83.06 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2185. | forgot how to type (valaxy) | 83.06 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2186. | (sammi76) | 83.06 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 2187. | name (anson001) | 83.05 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2188. | (djswayde) | 83.03 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2189. | (blafl) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2190. | Matthew (flangalang) | 83.01 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 2191. | (clouhhd_) | 82.99 | 96% | 2020-06-26 |
| 2192. | Azamat (kayoshi) | 82.99 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2193. | Tasriek (seanpaolo_22) | 82.98 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 2194. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 82.98 | 99% | 2018-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |