The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11019. | (albarracinnn) | 86.78 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 11020. | (loverfellow2011) | 86.78 | 97% | 2011-05-19 |
| 11021. | (divinity) | 86.78 | — | 2009-10-03 |
| 11022. | (choirdirector30) | 86.78 | 94% | 2011-11-25 |
| 11023. | (cabrenna) | 86.77 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11024. | (esoto91) | 86.77 | 89% | 2015-11-28 |
| 11025. | (abode243) | 86.77 | 97.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 11026. | (dumb_poop) | 86.77 | 97% | 2014-02-02 |
| 11027. | (disaptmnt) | 86.77 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 11028. | (thasial) | 86.76 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 11029. | adrian (aidsasis) | 86.76 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 11030. | (hla24) | 86.76 | 96% | 2014-06-23 |
| 11031. | (umbala_meo) | 86.76 | 98% | 2012-04-18 |
| 11032. | idell (notidell) | 86.75 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 11033. | Mark (mariktypes) | 86.75 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| 11034. | (pk234) | 86.75 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 11035. | (erpava) | 86.74 | 94% | 2014-04-21 |
| 11036. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 86.74 | 98% | 2016-08-03 |
| 11037. | (gmdliam) | 86.74 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 11038. | (kkdatkiran) | 86.74 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 11039. | (blueberkeley) | 86.74 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 11040. | (compass_girl) | 86.74 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 11041. | (dood123) | 86.74 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 11042. | (daniel629) | 86.73 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 11043. | (ripefruit) | 86.73 | 93% | 2013-12-11 |
| 11044. | (pastel_snow) | 86.73 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 11045. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 86.73 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 11046. | (avchen) | 86.73 | 94% | 2015-08-18 |
| 11047. | heyes (coffeeeeee) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 11048. | (dacen) | 86.73 | 97% | 2014-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |