Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1161. | Bert (brozart) | 96.34 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1162. | Jayson (itsjaysonfr) | 96.26 | 100% | 2017-10-11 |
| 1163. | twitch.tv/telken_ (telken_i... | 96.26 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 1164. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 96.25 | 95% | 2019-11-02 |
| 1165. | Jeannie (jeanniemilan) | 96.23 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1166. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 96.23 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 1167. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 96.23 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1168. | marvin (magnimarve) | 96.23 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1169. | Wassup (andylocks) | 96.21 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 1170. | chicken (crossedhands) | 96.20 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 1171. | Michael (bbyjesus) | 96.20 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1172. | Finch (ficxjo) | 96.20 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 1173. | burppppp (gotburptodo) | 96.19 | 98% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1174. | batbold (bb__) | 96.09 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1175. | Esdras (mausloch) | 96.07 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1176. | Bling (noupdate) | 96.06 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1177. | DonQuick (donquick) | 96.05 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1178. | merebanana (merebanana) | 96.05 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 1179. | Jizz (mamski) | 96.03 | 99% | 2018-02-05 |
| 1180. | scott (skilledscott) | 96.02 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 1181. | Surendra (surendrakc) | 96.01 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1182. | Connor (craposo7) | 95.96 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
| 1183. | Kevin (smash143) | 95.95 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1184. | Nate (nathanbev) | 95.91 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 1185. | sad (sadacutely) | 95.90 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 1186. | aaaaaaaaa (shpetman) | 95.86 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 1187. | David (zzandland) | 95.84 | 99% | 2019-02-18 |
| 1188. | Finn (finnark) | 95.84 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 1189. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 95.83 | 95% | 2018-11-17 |
| 1190. | Space (spacedandy) | 95.82 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |