I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3639. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 109.30 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 3640. | j (jbooster) | 109.30 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 3641. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 109.30 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3642. | (spireonthemoor) | 109.28 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 3643. | joel (jouel1234567) | 109.28 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 3644. | aoeu (lazycheetah) | 109.28 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 3645. | Kappa (isulje22) | 109.27 | 99% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3646. | 🎈 (typing_badly) | 109.26 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 3647. | S (codedeft) | 109.25 | 99.3% | 2024-04-20 |
| 3648. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 109.25 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 3649. | Chris (klyc) | 109.24 | 97% | 2025-04-02 |
| 3650. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 109.24 | 96.7% | 2024-12-07 |
| 3651. | matcha (matchamacchiato) | 109.24 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 3652. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 109.24 | 97.8% | 2023-11-01 |
| 3653. | Morris (h0nny) | 109.23 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 3654. | corrode (nothanksgiving) | 109.22 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 3655. | zev (zevvy) | 109.21 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3656. | DonQuick (donquick) | 109.21 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 3657. | ehe (aeronsic) | 109.21 | 99% | 2025-10-05 |
| 3658. | sngr0x0 (jim_my) | 109.20 | 98.7% | 2024-07-19 |
| 3659. | Elle (lringor) | 109.19 | 99% | 2020-03-28 |
| 3660. | PingingCarrot16 (pingingcar... | 109.19 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 3661. | adam (adumyumyum) | 109.17 | 96.5% | 2024-10-12 |
| 3662. | Y (yummymeat) | 109.13 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 3663. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 109.13 | 100% | 2020-03-31 |
| 3664. | Stan (merge_mansion) | 109.12 | 98.4% | 2023-07-17 |
| 3665. | Teeburt (teeburt) | 109.11 | 99% | 2025-06-15 |
| 3666. | Pat (snaipat) | 109.11 | 99% | 2024-04-07 |
| 3667. | Thomas (th100) | 109.11 | 99% | 2021-10-19 |
| 3668. | Davelkling (davelkling) | 109.10 | 96.6% | 2023-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |