Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4506. | Desmond (kango12) | 59.00 | 95% | 2020-10-10 |
| 4507. | Hassan (urboyhassan) | 59.00 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 4508. | Hasan (hasan_elhussein) | 59.00 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4509. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 58.99 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4510. | Tahsin (mrtek) | 58.99 | 91% | 2017-12-13 |
| 4511. | Amr (amreid) | 58.98 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 4512. | Meowwy (bpeters51) | 58.96 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 4513. | invader (megawutt) | 58.96 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 4514. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 58.96 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
| 4515. | Alexey (alexander_alekhine) | 58.94 | 94% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4516. | Adam (adam95) | 58.93 | 94% | 2019-06-27 |
| 4517. | deskrabbit (jalaymie) | 58.92 | 95% | 2020-12-05 |
| 4518. | Niconii (nicopai_) | 58.92 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 4519. | AspectOfTheDevil (aspectoft... | 58.91 | 94% | 2019-04-27 |
| 4520. | Aufan (icepondx) | 58.91 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 4521. | alltimelol (alltimelol) | 58.89 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4522. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 58.88 | 94% | 2018-05-10 |
| 4523. | Heide (vnit) | 58.88 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 4524. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 58.88 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 4525. | Chen (nyarlathoteppppp) | 58.86 | 95% | 2021-08-12 |
| 4526. | t (stantonlawless) | 58.84 | 95% | 2020-03-15 |
| 4527. | Ryuen (ryuenle) | 58.84 | 94% | 2020-03-17 |
| 4528. | Ivan (hurricane14) | 58.83 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 4529. | Arnav (ataneja) | 58.83 | 95% | 2018-09-07 |
| 4530. | Havinastroke (saltyhavin) | 58.82 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4531. | Khan (khan_ali) | 58.81 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
| 4532. | Mighty (min111) | 58.81 | 96% | 2017-10-28 |
| 4533. | Rodrigo (pacha2880) | 58.80 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 4534. | Suman (kissey) | 58.79 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4535. | Pulasthi (silversoldier) | 58.79 | 94% | 2020-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |