The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29443. | kimberly (ki_berly) | 68.51 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 29444. | Shehryar (contagious_racing) | 68.51 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 29445. | iamslow (iambad) | 68.51 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 29446. | divyam(India) (divyam) | 68.50 | 98% | 2016-10-22 |
| 29447. | Ed (gentleshy) | 68.49 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 29448. | Lloyd (lloyd_2020) | 68.49 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 29449. | Aneesh (achimbili) | 68.49 | 85% | 2013-11-09 |
| 29450. | Juan (yosohs) | 68.49 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 29451. | Michael (lastobelus) | 68.49 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 29452. | Kaz (zbrunner1) | 68.49 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 29453. | Matthew (joemonk) | 68.49 | 97% | 2015-05-27 |
| 29454. | shichimi (shichimi) | 68.49 | 97% | 2011-09-11 |
| 29455. | machinist (machinist) | 68.48 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 29456. | daisy (daisypops) | 68.48 | 88% | 2014-11-14 |
| 29457. | Paulo (paulo891) | 68.47 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 29458. | zura (zurajanai) | 68.47 | 95.5% | 2023-09-19 |
| 29459. | Smulca (vicker) | 68.46 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 29460. | Elton John (tonundrum) | 68.46 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 29461. | Joel (joeltypo) | 68.46 | 96.3% | 2023-10-20 |
| 29462. | Reckless (recklesspopcorn) | 68.46 | 97% | 2022-11-17 |
| 29463. | Daniel (danielquiceno) | 68.46 | 97% | 2015-05-10 |
| 29464. | Gokcan (gokcanozakdag) | 68.46 | 93% | 2016-02-20 |
| 29465. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 68.46 | 98% | 2016-09-04 |
| 29466. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 68.45 | 97.7% | 2023-08-12 |
| 29467. | Guest (everywhere_and_nowhere) | 68.45 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 29468. | John (ruslan) | 68.45 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 29469. | fronz (fronz) | 68.45 | 96% | 2012-12-26 |
| 29470. | BhavSan (bhavsan3) | 68.44 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 29471. | Junie Marc (juniemarcy) | 68.44 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 29472. | Nopeejäbä (nopeejaba) | 68.44 | 95% | 2020-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |