The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5941. | KnewTon (garywantusi) | 97.97 | 98% | 2025-07-31 |
| 5942. | Rozz (iamrozz) | 97.97 | 97.6% | 2023-10-29 |
| 5943. | Orion (ozwiz) | 97.97 | 95% | 2017-04-21 |
| 5944. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 97.97 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 5945. | cantthinkofusername (cantth... | 97.96 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 5946. | Charles (chazzzle) | 97.96 | 94% | 2015-01-09 |
| 5947. | Vaibhav (vaibhavk) | 97.96 | 98% | 2015-08-31 |
| 5948. | Ron (ronofrons) | 97.96 | 99% | 2018-03-03 |
| 5949. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 97.96 | 95% | 2017-04-25 |
| 5950. | Valzor (valzor) | 97.95 | 98% | 2017-12-30 |
| 5951. | Hopps (hoppstwo) | 97.95 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 5952. | Daniel (dmdque) | 97.95 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 5953. | jk (yubint) | 97.94 | 99% | 2026-02-16 |
| 5954. | a (jdlwahaha) | 97.94 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 5955. | NAR8789 (nar8789) | 97.94 | 94% | 2012-06-02 |
| 5956. | (7531246) | 97.94 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 5957. | Zale (zllee) | 97.93 | 96% | 2025-07-19 |
| 5958. | u1 (ynmagno) | 97.93 | 98.3% | 2024-04-04 |
| 5959. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 97.93 | 99% | 2024-02-21 |
| 5960. | Anna (halo25) | 97.93 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 5961. | quay tay (donkaso) | 97.93 | 97% | 2014-03-16 |
| 5962. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 97.92 | 97% | 2025-07-06 |
| 5963. | eisenwave (eisenwave) | 97.92 | 99% | 2024-03-11 |
| 5964. | Steve (stevebright) | 97.92 | 98% | 2025-11-09 |
| 5965. | richardhead (richardhed) | 97.92 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5966. | Josh (joshhawaii) | 97.92 | 95% | 2015-09-21 |
| 5967. | Dr. (dummytron) | 97.92 | — | 2010-07-11 |
| 5968. | Purple (chichaca) | 97.92 | 97% | 2012-09-04 |
| 5969. | sam (samgoll187) | 97.91 | 99.8% | 2024-03-22 |
| 5970. | ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ... | 97.91 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |