It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1773. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 83.24 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1774. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 83.23 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 1775. | shrike (wangster_) | 83.20 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 1776. | hello (rachelismygirl) | 83.18 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 1777. | Kai (gigadelic) | 83.16 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 1778. | Vern (vernsouthwick) | 83.16 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1779. | Andrei (artoorie312) | 83.16 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
| 1780. | Radmir (radmir2015) | 83.15 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1781. | Ben (ichigoon) | 83.14 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 1782. | lizardd (lizardd) | 83.13 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 1783. | 100=Happy (quinn55) | 83.11 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 1784. | k (mc0sta) | 83.10 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 1785. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 83.09 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1786. | naviman (naviman) | 83.08 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 1787. | arturia_ex (koitanami) | 83.08 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1788. | Ethan (yaboinugget) | 83.08 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 1789. | jivanf (jivan108) | 83.07 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1790. | Nick (donguslongus) | 83.07 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1791. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 83.06 | 95% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1792. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 83.05 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 1793. | dude (udead1) | 83.05 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1794. | Anton (racketen) | 83.03 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
| 1795. | Yong Da (yongda) | 83.02 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1796. | Owen (codeo) | 83.01 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1797. | Truvius (truvius) | 83.01 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1798. | tyven (tyvenx2) | 83.01 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 1799. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 83.00 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 1800. | Harry (hazman) | 83.00 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1801. | Ingrid (ingrilledbeef) | 82.99 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1802. | Brandon (bradenpatoni) | 82.96 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |