As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23991. | Bhuvanesh (bhuvaneshh) | 49.86 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 23992. | kaneki (akiyama_shinchi) | 49.86 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 23993. | David (davidpit) | 49.85 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 23994. | Dhruv (maximus__) | 49.85 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 23995. | fethy (lefty_dz) | 49.85 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 23996. | विवेक (pvivek) | 49.84 | 91% | 2016-07-30 |
| 23997. | Tony (alpha_911) | 49.83 | 95% | 2022-01-04 |
| 23998. | Johnny (projikts) | 49.83 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 23999. | CrazyMonkey68 (crazymonkey68) | 49.82 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 24000. | Nycto (nycto_night) | 49.81 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 24001. | Neo (neo_neo) | 49.80 | 91% | 2015-07-14 |
| 24002. | Picay (picicay) | 49.79 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24003. | Adam (volmerson) | 49.79 | 96% | 2018-05-27 |
| 24004. | Ortourios (lapidus) | 49.79 | 94% | 2017-12-16 |
| 24005. | Ong Ching (ong_ching_pong) | 49.78 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 24006. | stryder3334 (stryder3334) | 49.78 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 24007. | Jimothy (typeman_69_420) | 49.77 | 94% | 2022-04-28 |
| 24008. | Brad (clickcide) | 49.77 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 24009. | dong mau (dongmauanhhung) | 49.77 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 24010. | YuHsiang (louisrt) | 49.77 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 24011. | Eugene (oddesey) | 49.76 | 91% | 2015-05-07 |
| 24012. | Eliza (tuberkulose_eddy) | 49.76 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 24013. | Jay (Mami Vee) (jay400) | 49.76 | 95% | 2016-08-09 |
| 24014. | Faqeer Muhammad Farooq (fqm... | 49.76 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 24015. | Mostafa (yacoub777) | 49.75 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 24016. | Nandini (tachibana234) | 49.75 | 93% | 2015-05-18 |
| 24017. | David (risi09) | 49.74 | 96% | 2023-10-10 |
| 24018. | Hawkeye (hakeye007) | 49.73 | 95.1% | 2023-08-10 |
| 24019. | Ghost Of owl (ghostofowl) | 49.73 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 24020. | kuo (kuowehua) | 49.73 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |