Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8414. | Stefan (stefanm) | 93.19 | 98% | 2025-08-26 |
| 8415. | Aaditya Pal (ninjaadi7903) | 93.19 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
| 8416. | ca_mmer (ca_mmer) | 93.19 | 95% | 2023-05-24 |
| 8417. | Dan (typistdan) | 93.19 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 8418. | Rusty (debug_god) | 93.19 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 8419. | S (infamous567) | 93.18 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 8420. | Sami (race_for_u) | 93.18 | 99% | 2024-11-09 |
| 8421. | Luke (magzillas) | 93.17 | 98% | 2020-02-28 |
| 8422. | Tau (taufoofar) | 93.16 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 8423. | Theodore (theo52) | 93.16 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 8424. | DweiAF (dwei13) | 93.16 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 8425. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 93.16 | 100% | 2024-12-18 |
| 8426. | 528491 (meerkat2121) | 93.14 | 97% | 2025-03-25 |
| 8427. | grigoar (grigoar) | 93.14 | 99% | 2021-06-07 |
| 8428. | Andeh (calluxdapotato) | 93.14 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 8429. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 93.14 | 96% | 2017-12-27 |
| 8430. | Christian (swaggydog123) | 93.13 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 8431. | Matt (tinycarma) | 93.13 | 95% | 2022-05-02 |
| 8432. | dong (dongdong7) | 93.13 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 8433. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 93.13 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 8434. | Haaris (haarist786) | 93.13 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| 8435. | 100=Happy (quinn55) | 93.13 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 8436. | kj (crioyri) | 93.12 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 8437. | twitch.tv/gaulderin (gaulde... | 93.11 | 98% | 2020-08-31 |
| 8438. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 93.11 | 99% | 2018-05-18 |
| 8439. | beazzt (beazzt_) | 93.10 | 97.7% | 2025-01-27 |
| 8440. | Drew (andrewbarnard94) | 93.10 | 100% | 2022-12-25 |
| 8441. | Trackman324 (trackman324) | 93.10 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 8442. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 93.10 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 8443. | wen (longwen) | 93.10 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |