So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7125. | Baltik (baltik) | 92.62 | 93% | 2013-03-29 |
| 7126. | Arrhythmia_Trainee (arrhyth... | 92.62 | 96% | 2011-06-30 |
| 7127. | Luke (lminosky) | 92.62 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
| 7128. | Thomas (thomasdenney) | 92.61 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
| 7129. | Cole (colemakingprocess) | 92.61 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 7130. | Sebastian (geeet) | 92.61 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 7131. | Velgus (velgus) | 92.61 | 97% | 2012-08-30 |
| 7132. | Jeremy (jerema) | 92.61 | 96% | 2012-08-06 |
| 7133. | Connor (cwshugg) | 92.60 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 7134. | yung (schooltyper_an) | 92.60 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 7135. | Lojjik (sudoking) | 92.60 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 7136. | Tony (staggalee41) | 92.60 | 94% | 2012-03-23 |
| 7137. | yst (taro311) | 92.59 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 7138. | Tim (timbalo) | 92.59 | 97% | 2014-04-24 |
| 7139. | 98765321 (98765321) | 92.59 | 98% | 2016-09-18 |
| 7140. | Andrew (jargazes) | 92.59 | 98% | 2015-12-31 |
| 7141. | Don (doncairo) | 92.58 | 98% | 2012-10-24 |
| 7142. | Christian (typemasterwinner) | 92.58 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 7143. | rockwell (rockwell) | 92.58 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 7144. | Jonas (jnshey) | 92.58 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
| 7145. | Eren (erenjulien) | 92.57 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 7146. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 92.57 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 7147. | Tuna (stanislas) | 92.57 | 93% | 2016-08-19 |
| 7148. | Joie (jliba12) | 92.57 | 91% | 2014-01-02 |
| 7149. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 92.56 | 97.6% | 2021-02-08 |
| 7150. | cassandra (cassandroid) | 92.55 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 7151. | gooddogthedog (gooddogthedog) | 92.55 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7152. | rchern (rchern) | 92.55 | 92% | 2011-09-09 |
| 7153. | BRETT KOHLER IS SCARED OF S... | 92.55 | 98% | 2014-06-08 |
| 7154. | Ben (ben1406) | 92.55 | 96% | 2011-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |