Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5629. | yea but actually no (yea_bu... | 95.70 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 5630. | (kenshii) | 95.69 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 5631. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 95.69 | 99% | 2026-02-26 |
| 5632. | (chachasoba) | 95.68 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5633. | (astaffers) | 95.68 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 5634. | (burt_the_turk) | 95.67 | 98.6% | 2025-06-04 |
| 5635. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 95.66 | 97% | 2026-02-18 |
| 5636. | (freundschaft_bus) | 95.66 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 5637. | (salifornia) | 95.65 | 99.6% | 2024-10-25 |
| 5638. | (junap) | 95.65 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 5639. | (jdefalco95) | 95.63 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
| 5640. | Galamb (galamb) | 95.63 | 96.8% | 2024-01-15 |
| 5641. | (michaelchristian024) | 95.63 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 5642. | (blueresidue) | 95.63 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 5643. | (idioticprophet) | 95.63 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 5644. | (malvaceae) | 95.63 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5645. | (marcus_deriezen) | 95.62 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 5646. | (nodigermanium) | 95.62 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 5647. | (phanxuankiet123321) | 95.62 | 98% | 2024-09-06 |
| 5648. | (donaldchuity) | 95.62 | 97.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 5649. | (henlojseam) | 95.62 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5650. | (camsanson) | 95.61 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5651. | Andrew Li (combatwombat123) | 95.61 | 97.7% | 2024-02-08 |
| 5652. | (1b1b1b1b1b) | 95.61 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5653. | (cbas20) | 95.60 | 97% | 2025-05-12 |
| 5654. | (titanwafflez) | 95.60 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 5655. | (ning0) | 95.60 | 98.5% | 2024-07-17 |
| 5656. | (piguy31415) | 95.60 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 5657. | Alles (allesboem) | 95.59 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 5658. | (3ric4yl) | 95.59 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |